…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.
“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.”
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AD INFINITUM ET ULTRA: Dear Max, You looked so beautiful today. I’m going to remember what...
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Dear Max,
You looked so beautiful today. I’m going to remember what you looked like forever. And I hope you remember me the same way — clean, haha. I’m glad our last time together was happy. But I’m leaving tonight, leaving the flock, and this time it’s for good. I don’t know if I’ll ever see…




